Jim Jordan Watching Ted Cruz Do His 

Neville Chamberlain Impression

"Neville Chamberlain shook hands with Adolf Hitler, Barack

Obama shook hands with Raúl Castro, and I picked Sarah

Palin to be Vice President of the United States.  We are

only human after all."

Just to be on the safe side, he only used analogies

comparing everything in the world he didn't like

to either Neville Chamberlain, Adolph Hitler,

or the Holocaust.

Neville Chamberlain had been warned that Adolf Hitler

would be just like Saddam Hussein, Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad, Yasser Arafat, Hugo Chavez, Gamel
Abdel Nasser, Slobodan Milosevic, Kim Il-Sung,
and Vladimir Putin. But he dismissed the analogy
as ahistorical and appeased Hitler anyway,
just for the hell of it.