"This is no ordinary orange, it's a magic wishing orange."

"A wishing orange?"

"Yes! One bite, and all your dreams will come true."

"Have I told you lately, Pam, that I never spoke to you

 about campaign donations and what a fine person, 

beyond reproach, you are?"

As Pam Bondi has learned, you're better off under the 

Trump umbrella.

"Believe me, your ass hasn't really been kissed until it's

kissed by Pam Bondi!"

Did Trump the Pro Quid Pam Bondi's Quo?

"Is there any significance, Ms. Bondi, in the fact that 

the picture of Blondi, Hitler's German Shepherd, is

worn so close to your heart?"

Trumpeleon Catching Some Blondi

Pam Bondi, Florida Attorney-General,  Gots Da Cred