Frosty the Snowman's Nose Job Goes South

Kellyanne Conway Claims Correct Order in Application

of Skin Care Products Essential to Facial Resurrection

Mickey Roarke Sez:  "Do-it-yourself plastic surgery? 

It's not for sissies."

"We understand, Mr. Trump, that you are saying 

reports that you've had plastic surgery is fake news."

Omarosa Makes Reality TV Comeback with 

'Celebrity Stunt Breasts'

Trump Gives Stormy Daniels $130,000 to

Pay for Better Boob Job

As we've seen in the case of Donald Trump, scalp

reduction surgery does have its drawbacks.

Denturegate makes you wonder which 

parts of Donald Trump's body are

 original equipment and which 

parts are aftermarket parts.

"Have you considered rack augmentation?"

"Hey, you, stop gawking at Omarosa's stunt breasts!"

"Hold on a minute!  General Mattis is scheduled to

have a lower blepharoplasty next week."

"Mister Geppetto says you're rich enough to pay for 

your own damn nose job."

"Yes, Mr. Paladino, your son despises you so much he

changed his surname to Bracegirdle and got a face

transplant."

"Good Morning, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, 

should you decide to accept it, is to determine

 which parts, if any, of Melania Trump's 

body are original equipment."

Thin Man Looking for Someone to

Sculpt His Buttocks

Russian Artist Flees Country After Depicting

Vladimir Putin Combing the Hair of Dmitry

Medvedev with Obviously Fake 'Stunt Breasts'

"No, I've never considered

blepharoplasty.  Why do

you ask?"

If Jodie Marsh ever has a double mastectomy, 

it won't just be radical.  It won't just be 

beyond radical.  It will be back of beyond

radical.

McCain Goes Off on Hagel's Under-Eye Bags

"Unlike Nancy Pelosi, there’s no facelift with me. 

I am who I is."