Mark Meadows has been promising to send Obama home

 to Kenya since 2012.

Rand Paul Trolls Liberals by Getting a 

Left Shark Tattoo on His Right Arm

If, as he claims, colleges are just hotbeds of liberal

indoctrination, how did Rick Santorum's conservatism

survive being ridiculed at Pennsylvania State University

(where he earned a Bachelor of Arts degree), at the

University of Pittsburgh (where he earned a Master of

Business Administration degree), and at the Dickinson

School of Law (where  he earned a Doctor of Law

degree)?  And if, as he also claims, going to college is

a sign of snobbery, wouldn't his three college degrees

make Rick Santorum a super-snob?

Have you ever wondered why there are

so many more wine snobs in the world

 than Fritos snobs?

Breed a snob with a cat and this is what you get.

As Doghouse Riley might say, "Reverse Toe Jam

snobbery is no more justified than Toe Jam

snobbery itself."

Fearguth's Rules of Order #36

Don't be discomfited when you discover that

King Penguins tend to be food and wine snobs.

"Condescension, thy name is Greenberg!"

For some time, people had suspected Pope Benedict

was rather snotty. Now they had proof.

It's not people looking down their noses that's 
disgusting. It's looking up the noses of people who 
are looking down their noses that's disgusting.