Geek Squad Too Expensive? Call the Sudanese Liberation
Army to Make War on Your Computer Viruses and Spyware.
As Low As $55 & Never More Than $99, Day or Night, No
Matter How Long the Repair Takes or How Much Collateral
Damage Is Inflicted

Who ya gonna call when your 'hood needs some liberatin'?
The Sudanese Liberation Army.

When he's off duty, Ammo-Man lives among humans disguised

as a mild-mannered reporter for the Sudan Tribune.

World's Worst Jobs #74

Sudanese Mud Brick Maker

Our Lady of the AK-47

If these dudes from the Sudanese Liberation Army pull

up in your driveway, you probably ought to tell them you've

already been liberated.