The Seventh-Inning Stretch from Hell

He had heard the word of the Lord.

Tibetan Mastiff and His Animal Companion

The Tibetan's protest against black and white

had entered its third week.

When Teabagger Earth entered our Solar System,

our last line of defense against this alien intruder

was a little Tibetan boy. But he seemed less than

enthusiastic to come to our rescue.

"Hello, is this the 911 operator? It is? Well, I'd

like to report an Act of God."

"Does it look like I still have my adenoids, bitch?"

The world watched silently as the fate of Tibet was decided.

Tibetan Protester Drawn and Quartered in Kathmandu

On Sunday, Stephen Hadley confused Tibet with 
Nepal eight times.  Thank God he's only the
 President's National Security Adviser!

In the 1950s, only monkeys got a mohawk haircut.

Nowadays, even Tibetan monks get them.

Tibetan Pilgrim Worships in Naqu-Lhasa Highway's

Prayer Lane

Tibetan Buddhists keep in shape by combining

prayers with pushups.

Disguised as a Tibetan flag, this youth is a staunch

supporter of his country's law against flag burning.