Madison Cawthorn “has been charged 

for the second time in the past five years

with driving on a revoked license, a 

misdemeanor that carries up to 20 days in 

jail. Cawthorn is also facing two pending

citations for speeding.”

Warm Scuzzies #1,076

Joshua Parent

'Fox News Host Jeanine Pirro Hit with Speeding Charges 

After Cops Clock Her Driving 119 MPH in Upstate New York'

"Damn, the sign says, 'No U Turn'!"

Cop, Going 172 MPH, Pulls Over Guy Going 171 MPH

The accident rate for driverless cars is double that for 

regular cars.  The reason: driverless cars obey the law 

and cars with drivers don't.

Warm Scuzzies #583

Stephen Ruth

Georgia Man Ticketed for Driving While Burger Scarfing

Issued a speeding ticket for driving 63 mph in a 45 mph 

zone, Sarah Palin explained she was fleeing the vampires

from True Blood.

Warm Scuzzies #483

Courtland Milloy

Sign of the Times #51

Idaho Ups the Ante

Warm Scuzzies #393

Tom Horne

'Typewriting While Driving' Ban Passes Texas House

Warm Scuzzies #383

William Lee Blakely

Remember:  the word, 'sarcasm', comes from

 the Greek, σαρκασμός (sarkasmos), which is 

taken from the word, σαρκάζειν (sarkadzein),

 meaning 'to tear flesh, bite the lips in 

rage, sneer'.  We all remember how Doug

Piranha used sarcasm to terrify Luigi

Vercotti, don't we?

Park Service Police Say Texas Politico Is 

'Rude, Irate, and Gohmertesque'

Sign of the Times #34

Fines Doubled for Speeding

in Gun Zones

Come to Texas, Drive Like TRON!

Come to Texas!

Drive 85 (Legally)!

Waste Fuel!

Die Young!

Warm Scuzzies #205

Doug Stover