"Believe me, if I had an opening for a walrus in my
government, you would be at the top of my list."

Viktor Yushchenko, President of Ukraine, is a man of ideas

and a man of action.

Vladimir had to swallow his pride when he agreed to be

photographed alongside Arseniy and Viktor. And that

made him feel unusually gassy.

"You, Viktor Yushchenko, don't know you have halitosis.

That's the insidious thing about it. And even your closest

friends won't tell you."