Self-Quarantining Zebra

"Shields up, red alert!"

If Trump hates you, he calls you an 'animal'. 

Are these Zebras not 'animals'? 

Why does Trump hate Zebras?

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #108

Racing Stripes 2:  Arkansas Justice

To criticize a politican for being hypocritical is like criticizing 

a zebra for having stripes.

Scientists eventually discovered what came before the 

Big Bang:  it was the Pantomime Zebra.

New Research Reveals What to Wear 

to Avoid Biting Flies

The Apotheosis of a Self-Righteous Orwellian Zebra Queef

"I kid you not.  That zebra's yingyang was this long!"

Rare Zebra/Donkey Hybrid Suffering from Identity Crisis;

"Am I a Donkra, a Zonkey, a Zebrass, a Zedonk, or

Something Else Entirely, Like a Teabagger?" It Wonders

Zebra Finch: a Bird of a Different Feather

An Obliquity of Zebras

Generally speaking, zebras tend to think in terms of black

and white. But ever so often, there comes along a zebra who

is capable of thinking in terms of the whiter shades of pale

and the paler shades of white. Such a zebra wonders about

Heidegger's concept of 'Geworfenheit', which leads it to ask:

"Why was I thrown into the world as just another zebra

instead of a magnificent thoroughbred and a Triple

Crown winner like Secretariat?"

"Hey, Zebe! Still interested in finding out what

it's like to be a dolphin?"

At the Zoo with Victor Vasarely

In his spare time, David Broder breeds bipartisan zebras.

Most people don't know this, but readers of Bildungblog do.

Xebra Hybrid Car Operates on Cornstalks, 
Leaves, and Twigs

There's no other way to say it:

some zebras are just rude.

Santa Claus showed up a week early, muttering

something about swapping Rudolph the Red-Nosed

Reindeer for the star of Racing Stripes.