The Spice Girls are Posh, Sporty, Ginger, Baby,

Scary, and Easy Virtue (not shown).

Were it not for the gutter, Ann Coulter

would be homeless.

"You're such a spaz, George! You've hooked another

one of those goddamn Flying Wallendas."

Big-Game Hunter Bags Elusive iPhone on Fifth Avenue

"Is it my fault that when I was born, Barb pulled a

Joker out of the deck, instead of an Ace?"

Veepenstein #11

The Baron's Fairy Godmother

"A lot of us worked hard to see if we couldn't find a common

ground on the Flabbergasterisk issue. It didn't work."

God Shows His Solidarity with All His Gay and Lesbian

Brothers and Sisters

On your next trip to Honolulu, be sure to check out

the 'Spam in the A.M.' at Burger King.

Some had questioned the wisdom of their marriage,

since he was 56, she only 29.

"No tongue, Sarko, no tongue!"

Once the German Chancellor established her legendary

eye-lock, the French Prime Minister didn't have a chance.

"Justice Roberts, you and your conservative colleagues on 
the Court sure tore a new asshole in Brown v. Board today. 
 Next thing you know, you'll be receiving the Orval Faubus 
Award for School Resegregation."

When Jesus saw the cross hanging from Ann Coulter's

neck, He realized He had died in vain and vowed to

never come again.

Ted Klaudt, the former South Dakota Republican state representative

indicted on four counts of second-degree rape, has also been charged

with impersonating a hot-air balloon and looking large without a permit.

"You need to speak to whom? 28301-016? Oh,

he's right here. Hold just a moment, and I'll

put him on."

"No need to get excited, children. It's just another one

of those two-legged water striders."

The entire first printing of the Gerald Ford commemorative

issue has been scrapped. It seems the adhesive had been put

on the wrong side of the stamp.

NBC's David Gregory says if you strip away her inflammatory

rhetoric, the point Ann Coulter is trying to make about John

Edwards is that "he has been disingenuous about the size of

his tallywhacker."

President Bush sent a shockwave through the nation

yesterday when he announced he had converted to

Islam and is moving to Saudi Arabia.