World's Worst Yobs #209

James Glassman

“'Who is going to shoot President Obama?'  Ha! Ha! Ha!

You're such a kidder!”

"Corporate takeover of America?

This looks like a job for Superman!"

'Bigoted Ignorance' or 'Ignorant Bigotry'?  Abe Foxman of

the ADL Makes the Call

Glenn Beck's The Perfect Storm Soap Opera

Now in Its Fifth Season

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #277

Terry Jeffrey

Warm Scuzzies #149

Jeff Schoepke

Sarah Palin Has Had Lasik Surgery,

Only Wears Glasses for 'Tina Fey Look'

Wisconsin Governor Has Kill Switch Installed for

Handling Prank Callers

Sarah Palin to Give Dinner Keynote

in India on the Topic, "My Vision

of Frank Bailey, That Dirty Rat Fink!"

According to John Hinderaker, David Koch is

a 'lonely libertarian'.  David disagrees:  "I

have my lovely young wife, Julia, and $19

 billion to keep me company."

John Travolta Loses Toupee,

Finds Ass in Sling

As Senator Rand Paul might say, were he inclined to tell

the truth, "Plutocracy is the most revolutionary force

in politics today."

'No-Fly Zone' Over Daniel Foster Not Working;

Orkin Man May Be Required to Nuke Pesky Insects

Maggie Gallagher tried to put a good face on the DOMA

setback, but she didn't have one.

"The only thing that I've heard is if you take a plastic bottle

made of Bisphenol A and put it in the microwave and you

heat it up, it gives off a chemical similar to estrogen. So,

the worst case is some women may have little beards."

"Yes, General Caldwell, I'm way too smart for psyops to

have any effect on me.  So, tell me more about the

additional $2 billion you need to train 70,000 Afghan

troops."

White House Says It Moves Meetings with Lobbyists

to Caribou Coffee to "Help Keep Everybody Awake"

"How could anybody confuse me with Colonel

Gaddafi?  Anyone with half a brain can tell just

from looking at me that I'm a Scientologist

and he's not!"

Andrew Ian Dodge, Persimmon Addict and Tea Party Official,

to Challenge Olympia Snowe in Maine's Republican Primary