Warm Scuzzies #1,185

Pat Fallon

Cawthorn Scandal Generator Runs Up to

10 Hours on One Tank of Gas

"Marjorie Taylor Greene owns stock in Walt Disney, 

which she says is 'pro-child predator'."

Zuckerberg Loses $6 Billion in Overstuffed Sofa

"Jesus was definitely a Republican," said the

white evangelical.

The Street Where David Perdue Really Lives

Can you imagine how excited Fox News would have

been when Socrates drank the hemlock and Jesus died

on the cross?

Insider, Insider Fly Away Home

Just Give Me All the Bacon You Have

and Nobody Gets Hurt

Are you listening, old timers?

Take One for the Gipper, Oldtimers!

As President Dwight Eisenhower might have said, 

"We must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted

 influence by the Mortuary-Funeral Home Complex."

Republicans want to drop a Neutron Bomb on the coronavirus.  

Sure, it will kill people, but it will save their property, 

including their 401(k)s.

Q:  "What's with the long line?"

A:  "Oh, it's just people waiting to die for the Dow."

Brit 'Smiler' Hume says it's an 'entirely reasonable 

viewpoint' to expect grandparents to die for the

Dow.  Hume, who will turn 77 in June, looked 

positively pouty when some irreverent oldster

 shouted, "You first, Brit!"

Warm Scuzzies #913

David Solomon

Warm Scuzzies #912

Kelly Loeffler

Warm Scuzzies #911

Richard Burr

The Unexpurgated Bible #177

"The Dow giveth and the Dow taketh away; 

may the name of the Dow be praised."

Adventures in Aestheticism #243