"What makes you think Kellyanne is a witch?" 

"Well, I looked at her face and it turned me into a Mook!"

Warm Scuzzies #717

Michelle Herren

"There’s no such thing, unfortunately, anymore, as facts.

Oops, sorry, I meant to say 'fortunately'."

World's Worst Yobs #372

Chris Younce

In order to bring coal jobs back, the Trump Administration 

strongly encouraged Americans to buy coal-fired Stanley 

Steamers.

A Tale of Two Headlines

[In October 2009, the unemployment rate

was 10%.]

"Is it true, Mr. Trump, that the reason you wear such 

long red ties is because it makes it easier for you to find 

your tiny little pecker?"

Trump Rally in Cincinnati, 

December 2016

Hitler Rally in Nuremberg, 

September 1937

Although the capacity of the U.S. Bank Arena in Cincinnati

is a bit over 17,000, there were many empty seats last night

when Trump began his 'Thank You' tour.  Hitler, by

contrast---now he really knew how to throw a rally!

Damn That Climate Change Hoax All to Hell!

Does anyone know offhand what brand of Stripper's Pole 

will be installed in the White House?

Trump drained the swamp, rescued this Alligator Snapping 

Turtle, and made it his Secretary of Defense.

General Sherman said, "War is Hell." General James

Mattis said, "War is a hell of a hoot." Guess where 

America is headed.

Trump and his coterie of septuagenarians 

are just reliving their childhood days when 

they listened to Let's Pretend on the radio.

Here's how Trump 'brings back jobs': Indiana taxpayers

must give $7 million in corporate welfare to keep 1,000

jobs from moving to Mexico.

"Somebody will say, 'Oh freedom of speech, freedom of 

speech.' These are foolish people. We have a lot of foolish 

people."

[At last count, there were 65,152,112 'foolish 

people' who voted against Trump.]

Dr. Koop Sez: "Please be advised that constant

stooping to attack Donald Trump can throw

your back out."

The Politico Illustrated #51

'Roger Stone to write Trump campaign book'

Before you burn this flag, you need to remember you

paid $3.15 + 50¢ shipping for it on Amazon.

What Happened to Tony the Tiger After He Was Laid 

Off by Kellogg's Because of the Breitbart Boycott

Trump Thinking about Starting a

Transportation Company to Rival

Uber