"How much do you want for the tri-corner hat?"

"Well, I . . ."

"Five dollars down, 90 days same as cash,

that's my final offer!"

Luggage Ensemble Can't Stop Thinking About

When It Was an Alligator in Eraser

This is one of the many sequels to

Can Rome Survive? 10 Prophetic

Signs That We Are the Terminal

Generation, written by Paul of

Tarsus 2,000 years ago.

Is it legal to be a spectator at a crockfight?

It was generally agreed that he had a rather
prickly personality.

Estate Planning: Not Just for the Rich

Man Claims, "I Was Born a Clown,"

Offers Photographic Proof

General David Petraeus Wants to Sell You

a Pre-Owned War!

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #60
Road Sassy

Tea Party Infighting

Intensifies

World's Worst Yobs #179

Joshua Treviño

Maine Teabaggers Enraged:

Outraged at Those Outside

the Party,

Inraged at Those Inside

the Party

In pignorance there is strength.

There he goes again, pandaing to his base!

"That's the third guy today who's overdosed on Red Bull."

Man Born in Panama Wants to Deny Citizenship

to Some Born in the United States

Mark Hurd Loses Face; HP Gives Him

$28 Million to Buy New One

"That whistling sound you hear, Mr. President,

is your legacy as it walks through the Graveyard

of Empires."

Warm Scuzzies #96

Anti-Defamation League

The family had been told there were four things they

could do with dear old Dad: bury him, burn him, dump

him, or have him for dessert.