Rick Santorum Reduced to Panhandling to Pay Off

$1 Million in Decade-Old Presidential Campaign Debt

Wordle Panhandler

Former cop Kevin Tuck is a Not-Too-Proud Boy.

Sith Lords Killed His Family,

Needs $$$ for Lightsaber

There's nothing worse than a panhandler in

J. C. Penney.

"Honey, it's another one of those damn

 panhandling anteaters!"

The Beggar's Opera Comes to Iowa

Struggling to make ends meet, Roy Moore 

begs his supporters for $250,000.

Ambassador Haley Says North Korean

'Begging for War'

"Like Ben Carson said, poverty is a state of mind.  So, just 

for fun, I sometimes imagine I'm St. Francis of Assisi."

"I cried because I had no bread bags. 

Then I met a man who had no bread."

"Honey, I think the cat's panhandling again."

"No, dear, it's just refusing to accept my decision

to discontinue cat blogging."

Tai Shan Saddened by the District of Columbia's

 New 'Anti-Panda-Handling' Ordinance

Wall Street Panhandler

Estate Planning: Not Just for the Rich

"Begone, health-care beggar! Check back
with me when the recession's over."

"Get lost, bum! Sheesh! I thought they had
banned panhandling on this beach!"

"Like John Boehner said, 'We just have to admit

we're broke'. I did, and that's when being a street

beggar became a point of pride for a principled

conservative like me."

"The lousy economy is now hurting George W. Bush in a pretty

direct way: panhandling has slowed down for his presidential

library at SMU, making it difficult for him to meet the $500

million goal."

"See that crocodile over there. We've trained it to stay perfectly
still so you can take better pictures. But please keep your hands
inside the boat. Crocs, you know, are always looking for a hand out."