Consider this possibility. In a previous life,

you were found guilty of 'a superfluity of

naughtiness' and condemned to Hell. Once

there, you realized you were back on Earth,

now ruled by Karl Rove, the brain of

George Bush, the King of Ignorant Hill.

Don't even think about claiming you're

being subjected to 'cruel and unusual

punishment'. That's considered getting a

slap on the wrist around these parts. And if

you think things are bad now, just wait until

Jeb takes over.