Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Many attempts have been made to explain the
ascent of Kevin Federline and Britney Spears
to fame and fortune. All have failed. There are
non-explanations, however. And the most cogent of
these is Calvin's doctrine of Divine Predestination
and its corollary, the Total Hereditary Depravity of
Slobs and Sweathogs.

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