"Since my former buddy Tony Scalia refused to do it,
I will take the actions necessary to remove my name
from the Texas ballot, including, but not limited to, using
Liquid Paper, Fruit Slice Erasers, Felt Chalkboard Erasers,
Bristle Whiteboard Erasers, Wite-Out Correction Tape, and
U. S. Marshall John 'The Eraser' Kruger."