Wednesday, September 13, 2006

According to Syracuse University Professor Arthur
C. Brooks, Democrats are facing a serious 'fertility
gap' and Republicans are winning the 'baby battle'.
This is because, he argues, Republicans fuck anything
with a pulse and eschew birth control as a matter of
principle, whereas Democrats never learned their
multiplication tables. When asked about his own
procreational proclivity, Professor Brooks says he
is an Independent.

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