Monday, October 29, 2007

The Senate Judiciary Committee has decided to waterboard
Michael Mukasey, the nominee for Attorney-General. The
rationale for this procedure is simple: if Mr. Mukasey doesn't
scream, beg for mercy, or admit he hates puppies, the Committee
will agree waterboarding is not torture and vote unanimously
to pass his nomination to the Senate floor.

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