Richard Curtis, a Washington state Republican representative,

has resigned after it was revealed he wore women's lingerie at a

Spokane Valley porn shop and offered to pay a 26-year-old male

gay porn model he met there $1,000 for unprotected sex.

In honor of the occasion of his resignation, a new law, Curtis'

Law, has been formulated, which states, "The more vociferously

a Republican lawmaker condemns homosexuality, the more likely

he has to pay somebody to pave the streets of Sodom."