Friday, November 02, 2007

Richard Curtis, a Washington state Republican representative,
has resigned after it was revealed he wore women's lingerie at a
Spokane Valley porn shop and offered to pay a 26-year-old male
gay porn model he met there $1,000 for unprotected sex.
In honor of the occasion of his resignation, a new law, Curtis'
Law, has been formulated, which states, "The more vociferously
a Republican lawmaker condemns homosexuality, the more likely
he has to pay somebody to pave the streets of Sodom."

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