"Honey, is this one of those Barking Spiders you're

always talking about?"

Congress Moves to Ban Discrimination Against 

Arachnid-Related Hairstyles

Stewart Rhodes, Leader of the Oath Keepers,

Doing His Saddam Hussein Impression

Of all the land animals, the Spider Shark is, luckily, 

one of the rarest.

Hey, moviegoers, remember the scene when

 Trump fights the spider?

Nostalgic moviegoers can't wait until Trump 

gets to fight the spider.

Trump Sez:  "It was hard to get it aroused and

 it is hard to get it aroused but we got it aroused."

Remember, with a great costume comes

great responsibility.

"'Will you walk into my parlour?' 

said the Spider to the Fly."

The Politico Illustrated #63

Good thing Robert Mueller isn't an arachnophobe.

Spider Milk:  Two Words Which Should Never Be Conjoined

Representative Pete Olson (R-TX) has 

Tarantula Hands.

Its pedipalps are deadly weapons.

The Love Bug Goes Bad

Boris the Spider Exits Brexit Stage Right

My favorite John Agar movie was Tarantula. 

It taught me a lot about spiders and photography.

Junkies Start Seeing Spidora as 'Opioid Czar'

Creepy-Crawly Giving America the Heeby-Jeebies

What should you do if you find a Spider-Man nest

 in your house?

Spider Eyeing Little Miss Muffet