Republican leader John Boehner said the other day,

"I like real food, food that I can pronounce the name

of." With this in mind, here are links to real recipes

for real food with names that even George Bush could

pronounce. Each was selected with the remaining

Republican presidential candidates in mind.

Mike Huckabee -- Squirrel Stew

Mitt Romney -- Flip Flop Cake

John McCain -- Hawksnest Salad

Rudy Giuliani -- Buzzard Bites

Ron Paul -- UFO Breakfast Treats