"I didn't have a house, Jay. I spent 5 1/2 years in a prison cell

that was no bigger than a shoebox. I didn't have a kitchen table.

I didn't have any table at all. I didn't have a chair. I didn't

have a bed. I didn't have a pot to piss in."

"Absolutely, Senator McCain, and you try and tell that to the

young voters of today ---well, they'll say you're just one of the

nostalgic duffers in Monty Python's Yorkshireman Sketch."