Fact: The English word, 'alcohol', is derived from Arabic.

Fact: 'Alcohol' is an addictive drug.

Fact: The social cost of 'alcohol' addiction in the United States is

estimated to be approximately $200 billion a year.

Fact: Beer contains 'alcohol'.

Fact: John and Cindy McCain make their living selling $300 million

worth of beer each year.

Fact: The beer they sell is brewed by a company now

headquartered in Belgium, a foreign country.

Q.E.D.: John and Cindy McCain are unpatriotic, because

they sell an addictive drug with an Arabic-sounding name

that costs their country billions of dollars each year and

is manufactured by a foreign company that doesn't require

its employees to recite the Pledge of Allegiance every morning.