Wednesday, September 24, 2008

In a bold move designed to secure passage of his $700 billion
bailout plan for Wall Street, President Bush will appear on
nationwide television tonight wearing the same costume
he wore on May 1, 2003, the day America's mission in Iraq
was accomplished. Analysts for both broadcast and cable
networks are saying that the mere sight of his 'package'--
to say nothing of the persuasive arguments he will advance
in support of it--will guarantee quick approval by both the
House and the Senate, thereby assuring that the nation's
economic crisis may end in another five years, maybe ten,
maybe a hundred.

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