You know the scariest thing about Henry Paulson? No, it's not

that he is now our king, or that he was, up until a couple of

years ago, the Chairman and CEO of Goldman Sachs, one

of those now-defunct Wall Street investment banks, or

that he's the spitting image of The Amazing Colossal Man.

No, the scariest thing about Henry Paulson is that he

is---are you ready for this?---a Christian Scientist.