Glenn Reynolds Self-Deports from Twitter, 

Giving Him More Time to Read Novels

with the Kindle App on His iPhone

The Deplatforming of Glenn Reynolds

The Dog Whistler

Remember when Glenn Reynolds urged us to run over

an entire nation of 25 million people?

In another proud display of his 'Economic Patriotism', 

Professor Glenn Reynolds is flying the Stars and 

Stripes at half mast today in celebration of 'The Awful, 

Awful August Jobs Report'.

Things had gotten so tough in Blue Goose Bucksnort, 

Tennessee, that the Ole Perfesser was forced to 

eat his next of kin.

The Potrzebie Prize #18

Professor Glenn Reynolds Bemedalled

for Calling President Barack Obama

a 'Racist Hatemonger'

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #2

Glenn Reynolds

InstaHypnotist

"Is Perfesser Reynolds a Tennessee Moonshiner?

Yer durn tootin!"

"Tennessee, am I white enough yet? 

I can always turn up the light."

InstaGollum Sez:  "If North Korea starts anything, I say
'Nuke ‘em'!
And not with just a few bombs. They’ve caused enough
trouble — and it would be a useful lesson for Iran, too."

"Pardon me, sir, but are you Glenn Harlan Beauregard

Cletus T. Cornpone Reynolds?"

Mascot of the University of Tennessee
Law School Shorthorn Steers

Russian Prime Minister Creates Blog, Calls It InstaPutin

V. Alleluia! Racism Is Risen!

R. Racism Is Risen Indeed! Alleluia!

"Do you recall, Professor Reynolds, what finally pushed you

over the edge, so to speak, and convinced you to rename

your blog, INSTARACIST.COM?"

When Thorstein Veblen wrote The Higher Learning in America:

A Study in Total Depravity, he must have had Glenn Reynolds in mind.

Glenn Reynolds got lost in thought in 2002. Five years later,

the search and rescue operation to find him has ended.

Now the grim task of recovery begins.

World's Worst Yobs #10

Glenn Reynolds