Trump says Ron DeSantis is “fat,” “phony,” and “whiny.”

Jabba the Hutt Sez:  “This blubberlugger is my kind of scum.”

Gaetz the Body-Shamer

Megadonors like to throw their weight around.

Have you noticed how fat Charlie Kirk's head is getting?

"Does this suit make me look round?" DeSantis asked.

Do you suppose these guys could lend Ukraine a hand?

There are two fat asses in this picture.  Can you tell which

one is the Governor of West Virginia?

Pompeo Loses 90 Pounds in Six Months, Was Even Fuller 

of Smelly Brown Stuff Than Previously Believed

Fat Astro

NBA Players, Fat Wolverine Stands with You

Some theories are more fattening than others.

No Miracles. No Mercy. No Redemption. No Heaven. 

No Hell. No Higher Power. Just Fatman.

Trump Segues Into the Fat Elvis Stage

of His Career

How God Will Certify Donald Trump's Defeat in the 

2020 Presidential Election

Nancy Keeps Up with the Times

Be Prepared to Move Over

"Anderson Cooper Says He Regrets Calling Trump 

a Flailing 'Obese Turtle'" 

[As you can see, Trump is not flailing.]

Pass the Biscuits, Pappy!

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