Warning signs like this one are identical to those

which were ignored, unfortunately, as the work of

harmless hackers and merry pranksters in 2000

and 2004. As we look down the Road to the White

House 2012, we should remember the worldly-wise

words of Patti Page, way back in the 1940s:

"Detour, there's a muddy road ahead, detour

Paid no mind to what it said

Detour, oh these bitter things I find,

Should have read

That detour sign."