"You've got to understand there's a big difference between

a 'bipartisan hack', like David Broder, and a 'partisan hack',

like me. With all due respect to Mr. Broder, my hackery is

pure and unadulterated, like a shot of Jose Cuervo Platino,

while his is an example of mixology gone wild, like an Itsy

Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Martini."