After immersing herself in the rightist blogosphere over
the past week, Shawna Forde--Executive Director of
Minutemen American Defense--became convinced that
her arrest today for murder, burglary, and aggravated
assault was due to inchoate leftist tendencies educed
by the election of President Barack Obama. She was
comforted with the knowledge that she wasn't alone,
that she was joined by James Von Brunn, Scott Roeder,
and Jim Adkisson in suffering a similar fate.