"If I read all the vile stuff about me on the Internet,
I’d never come to work. I’d scamper off and live my
dream of being a cocktail waitress in a militia bar
in Wyoming."
"Or how about the Buffalo Chip in Sturgis, South
Dakota, Ms. Dowd? Perhaps you and Meghan
McCain could join forces and do a topless version
of the Brontë Sisters."