Texas Buffalo Chip

"If I read all the vile stuff about me on the Internet,
I’d never come to work. I’d scamper off and live my
dream of being a cocktail waitress in a militia bar
in Wyoming."
"Or how about the Buffalo Chip in Sturgis, South
Dakota, Ms. Dowd? Perhaps you and Meghan
McCain could join forces and do a topless version
of the Brontë Sisters."

"I saw the shirt just a minute ago, honey. They made

it with you in mind. It was gray as I recall."

Backstage, Hillary and Laura continued their discussion of

women's issues as Cindy wrapped up her lap dances at

the Buffalo Chip.

Cindy McCain Gets Her Motor Running,

Wins Buffalo Chippie Prize for 2008