Ann Coulter is one-dimensional. She only exists in the
vertical plane, everything about her being long--her ears,
her hair, her face, her teeth, her chin, her neck, her hands,
her fingers, her arms, her thighs, her legs, her feet. If she
existed in the horizontal plane in the same proportion as
she does in the vertical, you could build a four-room yurt
out of her and still have enough material left over to make
an inexpensive knock-off of a PETCO Leopard Print Cat Tent.