Upon first gazing at Orly Taitz, you knew the woman

was a bona fide Bedlamite. And then when you took

a second look at her, you began to notice the clues

which led to your original conclusion: the exorbitant

fake eyelashes, the bleached hair, the strangely unfocused

eyes, the odd tilt of the head, the mysterious necklace,

the sky-blue dress. And you didn't even need to know

that she is also the world's only female dentist/real

estate broker/lawyer/mother of three/second degree

black belt/polyglot/birther to emigrate from

Moldavia to the United States to realize she is

nuttier than a Corsicana fruitcake.