Did you know COVID-19 now has its own Twitter account and 

already has more followers than Donald Trump?

They Call It 'Vorpal Hurling'

Was it Projectile Verping or was Trump doing his 

Godzilla impression?

Projectile Verping Epidemic Strikes 

 Rising Gorge, England

Barrf!

Comatose in the Vomitorium

If you haven't seen Mark Levin in

Barf-O-Rama, you are missing 

one of life's most dyspeptic

experiences.

Speaking of George Washington and Mount Vernon, 

his historic home, Trump said, “If he was smart, he 

would’ve put his name on it.”

De-Loused in the Vomitorium

"Bring Me a Bucket!"

Tom Garret's staff "were even expected to watch and 

clean up after Sophie, his Jack Russell-Pomeranian mix."

As an emetic, Laura Ingraham is 50% more effective

than syrup of ipecac.

Paul Ryan and Steve Scalise Go for the Gold in

Projectile Verping Competition

The next time Trump goes on Twitter, would someone

please bring him a bucket?

Roger Stone Sez: "Trump's Saudi visit 

makes we want to puke!"

Whiteworld #47

Mike Pence Celebrating Cinco de Mayo

"Are you telling me the dog ate your rug

because it needed to regurgitate?"

Listening to Scott Walker tell Donald Trump how he can

 win in November is like listening to the sound a dog makes 

just before it throws up.

"Mr. Simon, at 72, aren't you a little old

to be wearing a Fake Barf shirt?"

If viral videos of police brutality lead to more crime, 

then pictures of FBI Director James Comey lead to 

projectile verping.