Michael Chertoff, Ex-Homeland Security Chief, 

Condemns Trump Actions

Things changed when people realized that Skeletor 

was just a disguise worn by John McCain.

Skeletor Sez:  "The 2016

presidential race starts

in just seven days!"

Michael Chertoff's Body Double Reminds Michelle
Malkin and All Other Rightwing Extremists What
He Said Back on February 18, 2006:
"Don't Fuck with Skeletor!"

Brownie Shows Skeletor How He Stuck His

Finger in the Dike and Saved New Orleans

"I've got an idea. Why not make Skeletor Attorney General?

That way he can do for the Justice Department what he

did for New Orleans."

Skeletor patiently explained to the Senators how the

Destructo-Rays that emanate from his hands would

keep America safe from terrorists and hurricanes.

But some solons remained skeptical.

Skeletor had just about reached the conclusion that

he needed a hearing aid.

"My enemies call me Skeletor,

my friends call me Chertoff,

my President calls me Mikey,

and I'd say I'm doing a heckuva job."

Don't Fuck with Skeletor!