Who knew John Yoo was a satirist?

Pipsqueaks Beware!

Dr. Yen Lo Sez: "I’m sure you’ve all heard the old wives’ 

tale that no hypnotized subject may be forced to do that 

which is repellent to his moral nature, whatever that may 

be. Nonsense of course.  It's even easier when the subject 

has no moral nature, like that law professor, John Yoo."

You know President Obama has come down on the 

wrong side of the issue when Hugh Hewitt, the Wall 

Street Journal, Andrew McCarthy, John Hinderaker, 

Mark Steyn, Ramesh Ponnuru, and John Yoo join 

him in defending the NSA's domestic surveillance

activities.

There are four law professors in the United States who 

should be laughed off the North American continent:  

Glenn Reynolds, Ann Althouse, William Jacobson, 

and John Yoo.  But, due to the longstanding tradi-

tion of Systematic Moronization, they haven't been.

John Yoo Denounces President Obama for Not 

Waterboarding Deferred Deportees, Saying the 

President Has "Pushed the Executive Power 

Beyond All Constitutional Limits"

John Yoo's Face of Pain

"President Obama's refusal to capture Osama bin

Laden so that I could justify torturing him will go

down in history as one of our greatest national

security failures."

John Yoo wants you to stop

staring at his white pants.

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #7

Imagine projectile verping of human body parts.

That would be John Yoo, Professor of Law.

If the Philadelphia Inquirer goes under, what will
John Yoo use next as a pulpit?

Wondering what to wear when you attend one of John
Yoo's law classes at Berkeley? Here's a suggestion.

"Baby Face you've got the cutest little baby face
There's not another who can take your place
Baby Face my heart poor heart is thumpin'
you sure have started somethin'
Baby Face I'm up in heaven when I'm in your fond embrace
Uh well I need a shove 'cause I just fell in love with my
pretty Baby Face."

"A federal judge has ruled that John Yoo will have to
answer in court to accusations that his work led to a
prisoner being tortured and deprived of his
constitutional rights."

“What I like about John Yoo," writes Philadelphia Inquirer
publisher Brian Tierney, "is he’s a Philadelphian, he went
to Episcopal Academy, where I went to school, and he has a
master's touch with makeup."

After he was unmasked, it was easier for people to
understand why John Yoo had always been the only
Professor of Extraterrestrial Law at the University of
California, Berkeley.

Holocaust? "Look forward, don't look back."

Killing fields? "Look forward, don't look back."

Rwanda? "Look forward, don't look back."

Abu Ghraib? "Look forward, don't look back."

Darfur? "Look forward, don't look back?"

Gitmo? "Look forward, don't look back."

"Like I said before, 'Look forward, don't look back'!"

"Those torture memos I wrote were not for public

consumption. They lack a certain polish, I think,

but you must remember they had to be simple

enough for President Bush to understand."

The torture report from the DOJ's Office of Professional

Responsibility could spell big trouble for Bush Administration

lawyers. And UC Berkeley law professor John Yoo knows it.

It was only after his parents heard that boys

with unpopular names are more likely to

break the law that Mr. and Mrs. Yoo decided

to name their son John, instead of Screw.