Contrary to what many are now saying, there ARE uses for
the United States Senate. Examples: (1) the Senate works
better than ZEP Professional Lime Scale Remover when
poured down a clogged drain; (2) if accidentally dropped
like toast on your kitchen floor, the Senate will always
land butter side up; (3) if Jack asks to borrow your
crackpot to cook a mess of magic beans, loan him the
Senate, instead; and (4) unlike some U. S. soldiers,
the Senate never kills for sport---just for food.