"That, Captain, is Planet Landfill."

"And what exactly is a 'Landfill', Corporal?"

"Well, Sir, it's a euphemism for what archaeologists

call a 'Midden' and what was called, up until quite

recently, a 'Garbage Dump' or 'Trash Heap'."

"Are you suggesting, Corporal, that it would

be unsanitary to invade this planet?"

"Yes, Captain, that's what I'm suggesting."