Is Josh Hawley too young to remember

when monogamy was a virtue?

"Should auld acquaintance be forgot

And never brought to mind?"

The Reincarnation of Rush Limbaugh

According to Diana Allocco, Rush Limbaugh's 'Five Rules 

for Handling the Left' are:  

1. Know your enemy.

2. Reject the premise.

3. Use your power.

4. Have no fear.

5. Stay on offense.

The sooner those on the Left realize that

'Resistance Is Futile', the better we'll all be.

In memory of Rush Limbaugh, Ted Cruz 

will be flown at half-staff.

Unfortunately, toxic bigots, like Rush Limbaugh, only

die once.

When he heard that Rush Limbaugh had

passed away, Jesus went Bungee Jumping.

Rush Limbaugh has had four marriages, three divorces, 

and no children. What a Studmuffin!

Rush Limbaugh was an enthusiastic cheerleader for

the Iraq War, so the Deep State must have snookered

him like it did George W. Bush.

So long as he has Rush Limbaugh by 

his side, Donald Trump will stride

confidently into the abyss of ignominy.

Rush Limbaugh and Alex Jones disagree about the New 

Zealand mosque massacre.  Limbaugh believes it was a

 false flag attack carried out by a leftist to smear 

right-wingers. Alex Jones believes that, too, except 

he also believes it didn't really happen.

Starring in Whoops, I'm an Idiot!

Chester A. Riley understands the mother of all

existential threats Trump now faces.

My oh my, that didn't take long!

In the race to see who reaches Peak Family Values first,

 Rudy Giuliani's only serious competition is Rush Limbaugh

 and Donald Trump.

At 67, Rush Limbaugh is finding it harder and harder to 

keep it up.

Totally Apolitical Old Fat Man Attacks Parkland Students 

for Totally Political Marching and NRA Bashing

In the Land of Do-It-Yourself Proctologists

Limbaugh Driven Out of Florida by Category 4 

Climate Change Hoax

Contrary to what Rush Limbaugh says, Hurricane Irma is not 

part of a Vast Climate Change Conspiracy. It is an atmospheric 

event caused by George Soros' sinister See 'N Say.