"Governor Perry, a parent concerned about the

cost of the new law allowing students to carry

guns on campus, writes:  'Not only do I have to

pay for tuition, sorority dues, books, housing,

etc., but now I also have to keep up with my

daughter's Uzi payments.  And, before long,

she's gonna want a rocket-propelled grenade 

launcher or a crossbow with exploding arrows

in order to maintain a balance of power with

her classmates and professors.  Is there any

way I can get out of this arms race before

it bankrupts me?'  Do you have anything

you would like to say to this concerned

parent, Governor?"