If you're old enough to remember, you know that 'Flesh' was

the only stick in your box of Crayolas--even if you could afford

 the big one containing 64 colors--that attempted to represent

the hue of human skin.  And even it was something of a weird

 pink, like the color of the cheap salmon your mother bought

in a can to make croquettes on Tuesday night.  Well, times

have changed, and now Crayola offers a box of markers

representing eight different shades of human skin.  And,

as you might expect, the anti-multiculturalists over at

Fox News don't like it.  They prefer to believe they

live in a world where 'Flesh' means a whiter shade

of pale and nothing else.