"I love Barack Obama," said Senator Coburn. "I think he's

a neat man. I don't want him to be president, but I still love

him. He is our President. He's my President. And I disagree

with him adamantly on 95% of the issues, but that doesn't

mean I can't have a great relationship. And that's a model

people ought to follow." This was just too good to last,

so five minutes later, Asteroid 2005 YU55 collided with

the Earth, causing the greatest mass extinction since the

end of the Cretaceous Period, 65 million years ago.