If you're looking for a night of low-humidity entertainment,
why not book the Cadillac Desert Quartet for your next
political fundraiser! Composed of Trent Franks, Jeff
Flake, Jan Brewer, and John McCain, this freeze-dried
foursome can make a cow give evaporated milk and
persuade a plum tree to yield prunes. Just imagine
what they could do to help mummify all those
dead presidents in the wallets of your donors!
5 comments:
Makes my eyes bleed and my heart fall into a pit of hopelessness.
It was people like this that drove me into hippiness.
Well, Oldfool, you remember what Thomas Jefferson said in the Declaration of Independence about "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Hippiness." What more do you need?
Made me laugh, Thanks.
So that's what's left of The Mamas and Papas.
Or, the Mummies and the Dummies.
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