Once again, it would appear that you have fallen through the

cracks, having made neither Barbara Walters' list of the

'10 Most Fascinating People of 2011' nor Gawker's

list of the '10 Least Fascinating People of 2011'.  Well,

according to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be your

last chance to make either list, so you'd better

get cracking.