Top 10 List of Things to

 Fear in 2012

#10 Twitteroristas

#9 Tyrannosaurus Chicken

#8 Two-Headed Banjo Players

#7 Transtemporal Cross-Dressers

#6 Liquid Chicken

#5 Lady Liberty

#4 General Petraeus's Cooking

#3 Eric Cantor Beefcake

#2 End of the World

#1 Dick Cheney