Eric Cantor Practicing the Facial Expressions

He Will Be Using This Spring as a Harvard

Fellow

Eric Cantor Working on Facial Expressions

Best Suited to His New Role as a Wall Street

Investment Banker

Predator

Prey

These 'Superheroes without Capes', these 'Champions of

Middle-Class America', are affiliated with YG Network,

a 501(c)(4) social welfare organization launched by a

former staffer for House Majority Leader Eric Cantor.

If you're wondering what 'YG' stands for, look it up and 

you'll find it stands for 'Young Gangsta'.

"The First Time a House Majority Leader Lost a Primary

in 115 Years:" Eric Cantor Finally Achieves Something

He Will Be Remembered For

Boehner Blasts the 'Audacity' of Obama's Executive Order 

Creating Mount Douchemore Natonal Monument

Appearances to the contrary notwithstanding, you are not 

now gazing upon wax dummies at Madame Tussaud's.

Brad Dayspring Found Babbling Incoherently While 

Wandering Around in the National Republican Senatorial  

Campaign Committee in an Empty Dress

Come to think of it, Eric Cantor even looks like

a plagiarizer.

Eric Cantor Softens His Image

House GOP Leaders Adopt New Color-Coded Voting

Alert System:  Green Necktie = Yes, Red Necktie = No

Breaking News Mashups #6

'Scientists Find House GOP Leader's Blood 

in Ancient Gourd'

What Constipation Looks Like When

It Gets 'Politicized'

As a young man, Eric Cantor imagined himself as Count 

Henri de Beauvray, a confirmed bachelor, who, in Victor 

Herbert's operetta, Mlle. Modiste, sings "I Want What I 

Want When I Want It" (lyrics by Henry Blossom), a song 

about the evils of marriage.  Today, Eric has been married

for 23 years, is the father of three children, and is just

another Romneyite flip-flopper. 

Top 10 List of Things to

 Fear in 2012

#10 Twitteroristas

#9 Tyrannosaurus Chicken

#8 Two-Headed Banjo Players

#7 Transtemporal Cross-Dressers

#6 Liquid Chicken

#5 Lady Liberty

#4 General Petraeus's Cooking

#3 Eric Cantor Beefcake

#2 End of the World

#1 Dick Cheney

Faced with the prospect of meeting the unfiltered public at the

University of Pennsylvania, bravely bold Eric Cantor ran away.

Droopy Sez:  "If, as Eric Cantor has proclaimed, we should

offset expenditures on disaster relief by budget cuts else-

where, I propose that for every dollar spent on disaster

relief, one dollar will be subtracted from the budget of

the U. S. military.  I believe this would be, as they say,

a Win-Win Situation."

There are three kinds of publicans. First, there's the

publican as tax collector, like Matthew, Jesus's disciple.

Second, there's the publican as tavernkeeper, like

Samuel Fraunces, friend of George Washington. Third,

there's the publican as Republican, like Eric Cantor,

corporate lickass.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #120

Eric Cantor and Pamela Geller

"I'm here today, along with Jeb Hensarling and Eric Cantor, to

explain why Paul Ryan is protecting his balls with both hands."