The Third Temptation of Vladimir Putin

"If he could speak Italian, Trump could be my stunt double."

Donald Sterling, the Silvio Berlusconi of American Sleaze

Just as he did at the Bush Library dedication, former

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi will be sleeping

 through his seven years in prison.

Alessandra Mussolini Waving 'Hi!'

to Silvio Berlusconi

Mussolini Dreaming

If Donald Trump Were Italian

For his years as a tax fraudster, sex maniac, billionaire, and

Premier of Italy, Silvio Berlusconi has been rewarded with 

a four-year prison sentence.  Mussolini should have been 

so lucky.

Berlusconi 'Walks' Thanks to

'Statue of Limitations'

Brain Scan of Woman Hearing That Today Is Silvio

Berlusconi's Last Day as Prime Minister of Italy

S&P Downgrades Berlusconi; Sex Market Falls on News

Silvio Berlusconi vehemently denies he is the man accused

 of having sex with a pool raft and violating an inflatable

pumpkin.

"I only managed to do eight of them.  I couldn't

manage any more. You just can't get round to all

 of them. But this morning I feel great. I'm pleased

with my stamina and the strength I have to sit in

this chair."

Silvio Berlusconi, the Billionaire 

Augustus, and His Roman Dream

"They can put listening devices where they like. They can

tap my telephone calls.  I don't give a fuck.  In a few

months ... I'm leaving this shitty country of which

I'm sickened."

"Pardon me, Muammar, but I think my future will be brighter

if I say 'Ciao' and join Sarah Palin's upcoming One Country

bus tour."

"Would you believe, Muammar, that I paid $63,000 to a teenage

tart for 'hair removal'?  As you can see, I have more hair now

than I had when I begged for more oil the last time!" 

"Oh, yes, Silvio, when your sex trial in Italy begins on May

31, I'll follow it with the same rapt attention I normally

reserve for American Idol and Dancing with the Stars!"

"So, what'll it be tonight, Silvio?  'Bunga-Bunga' or

"Cowabonga, Buffalo Bob!'?"

Muammar Gaddafi and Silvio Berlusconi Finalize New

Libya/Italy 'Bunga-Bunga' Pact

"Don't believe the media when they say

I had sex with the Italian Prime Minister

 13 times.  If you know Silvio like I do,

you would know he suffers from

Triskaidekaphobia.  So we skipped

number 13."